Hello!

[xp_chameleon]

Terry told me to introduce myself here, so here I am! My name's Jessie (just Jessie, not Jessica, I got into a shouting match with a teacher over this once. "No one name's their child just Jessie, Ms. Drake" well it's MY name and I chose it and it's NOT JESSICA and also who still calls their students Ms./Mr.? It was a small town public high school in the late 2010s, not a boarding school in the fifties), and I guess I live here now? I'm still not sure how that happened but man I'm going to save a FORTUNE on campus housing.

Hmn, what else... oh I'm a mutant, but I think everyone here is so that's not really newsworthy. I can't really do anything too flashy, I just change things on my body - like hair color, eye color, little things like that. So if you see me and suddenly my hair is the same color as yours, I swear I'm not making fun of you or anything, sometimes I just see something and think OH PRETTY and then my body decides it also wants to have that thing. I also have a bunch of tattoos that I can kind of move around, so if I want to just have one tattoo on my arm for a day or something, I can. I can't give myself new tattoos though which is a shame because that would be another small fortune I could save (I make up for that with never having to buy hair dye though).

I'm so bad at introductions idk, ask me questions! I know there are a lot of people here, I want to meet EVERYONE.

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[xp_chameleon]

Hi Darcy! No food allergies that I know of, but if you ever want help cooking, I can... well, hand you things. My mom gave up on teaching me to cook after I ruined that third pot (I also almost burned down the house so it was in all of our best interests)

[xp_darcy]

Oh gracious. No worries, we can teach you some basics if you want to learn though. And you might get pulled in for chopping/grabbing/sticking it in the dishwasher duty if you're around while we're cooking, fair warning. :)

I also have cats, if you'd like to meet them. Crooks is an old man, and Toothless and Lightning McQueen are technically a timeshare with Sharon. They're still babies.

If you have tech issues, let me, Doug, or Kitty know and we'll get you fixed up.

[xp_chameleon]

Learning to cook might be good. It's been long enough. Probably XD

CATS YES. I love cats I wanted a cat so bad but my uncle was allergic and of course you can't have them in campus housing

[xp_darcy]

Lucky for you, there are several cats (and dogs, chickens, and a few other pets or pet-adjacents) here.