QUARTERS

[xp_chameleon]

Aw shit - wait do I have to censor myself on the journals? Is there an automatic filter for swearing? - does anyone have any quarters? I'm down to my last shirt and it's that stupid "Class of '22" shirt that I got in high school and it doesn't really fit anymore. Or wait, are there card machines here? The ones on campus were always broke. Who has easy access to quarters anymore? The stores won't even break a couple dollars for you!

Comments

[xp_chameleon]

Wait people can still afford dry cleaning?

This place is so crazy

[xp_cypher]

You don't know the half of it. ;-)

I mean, we have at least one person here who doesn't understand NOT dry cleaning everything. (Have you met Warren yet?)

[xp_icarus]

also dont understand picking up his dry cleaning aint my job

[xp_cypher]

I mean, he's kind of like if Zapp Brannigan and Bobby Newport had a billionaire love child. Of course he doesn't understand.

(for legal purposes, this is all teasing because Warren is legit a delight, just clueless as hell)

[xp_magik]

think technically that is my job but i am delegating ur welcome

[xp_icarus]

Yana the betrayal...

[xp_magik]

other duties etc u signed the contract
but do not plan on delegating task that often, dry cleaner is nice and there is good food nearby

[xp_darcy]

The nicer your clothing, the higher the likelihood that they start to require specialty cleaning.

[xp_cypher]

I mean, yeah. (hi, very expensive suits at times)

But it's Warren, who would probably legit ask "it's one banana, how much could it cost?" :D

[xp_darcy]

The cost of one banana is statistically insignificant.

[xp_tarot]

Doug what percentage of your wardrobe is dry-clean only at this moment?

I can ask you these questions now, I know Statistics.

[xp_cypher]

Somewhere more than 0% and less than 100%.

:P

[xp_tarot]

Doug what percentage of your wardrobe is from J. Crew, Banana Republic or Charles Tyrwhitt?

[xp_darcy]

Eh, room and board is basically covered here and my car and student loans are paid off, so even though my primary salary isn't amazing it's enough to cover my needs and some savings. My side hustle covers my funsies and the rest of my savings.

Plus my boss and I have an agreement that I do the drop-off and pick-up for dry cleaning and he pays for mine too.